A Titillative Cardinal

Book titles spied at Barnes & Noble:

Raquel: Beyond the Cleavage
For anyone who doesn’t immediately think, “BOOBIES!”, the subtitle is there to get them on board. And also to point out that there’s more beyond the cleavage. [We’re guessing a land flowing with milk and honey.]

Pujols: More Than the Game
Look, I don’t know what games you’re playing…
Or perhaps this is a way to get people excited about colonoscopies. You know, the colonoscopy game! It’s an educational game the whole family will enjoy.

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